Andrew McCammon
(Writer, Actor)

Andrew was born in 1985 in a nameless village in Northern Azerbaijan. His exemplary grades and reputation of being a child prodigy in all subjects gave him the opportunity to move to the United States and attend a number of Ivy League schools. By the age of 7 Andrew had graduated with honors with an unheard-of 29 separate doctorates and was admitted into the Special Armed Forces Unit of the military and served three tours of duty in Bosnia while receiving 17 Purple Hearts. After retiring from the military Andrew moved to Ontario where he would coach a number of CFL football teams to multiple Grey Cup championships. Since his retirement from Canadian football, Andrew moved to Asheville and joined the Feral Chihuahuas in the summer of 2007.